I had brunch the other day at a quaint little coffee shop with my children, and the waiter looked a tad like this bloke. The beard, the hair and that rough around the edges look, made me weak.
When he asked me "How do you like your eggs ?" I just looked at him and responded "Sunny side up, please" all the while thinking, you can fertilise my eggs, any day !
Oh boy... I'll certainly be going back to that cafe' minus my 2 adolescent children accompanying me.